Why your browser keeps saying "Enable JavaScript" even though it's already turned on

https://station-wiki.win/index.php/Case_Study:_How_a_2026_Copyright_Notice_Forced_Privacy_Badger_to_Block_X_Scripts_%E2%80%94_and_What_Happened_Next

Look, I've seen this one a thousand times: you open a page, it flashes a banner or blocks you with a modal that says "Please enable JavaScript," and you swear it's already enabled. You're not crazy